Rugby is my passion and life, every bruise is another memory.

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I coud be partying on mars with a bunch of aliens and still make time to be there for u

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Ok so theres this penguin in the southpole, he hates the cold so he decides to take his ice car up north to California, so hes drivin along and by the time he gets halfway his transmition dies, he goes to a mechanic and the mechanic says “this will take a while, u look hot why dont u go cool off” the penguin decides to go get some vanilla icecream and wen he finds some he loves it so much that he goes to town on 4 bowls of it face first, wen he gets back to the mechanic the mechanic says “i told u to go cool off, not blow a walrus”.

"Don’t drink the Haterade, Smoke the Hopium!"

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now i have one more thing to get addicted to haha!

Best Dog EVAR!!